Funny Quotes and Sayings for Work

30 Funny Work Quotes

Let these funny work quotes add a smile to your day. Sometimes, at work we need a bit of humor or a smile to relieve the stress and demands of the workplace.
  1. Doing nothing is very hard to do�you never know when you're finished. Leslie Nielsen
    Funny
  2. Greatness doesn't come from taking a "lean back" approach to career planning. Get out in front of opportunity - and it will come to you. Jocelyn K. Glei, Maximize Your Potential
    Career
  3. If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. John Gotti
    Quote of The Day

    The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Oscar Wilde Pin it! Share on Facebook

  4. The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Oscar Wilde
    Job
  5. People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do. Elbert Hubbard
    Inspirational Quotes
  6. Anybody, somebody or nobody is ever going to make your life any more than you are willing to do for yourself. So, stop looking around for anybody to do something for you; instead, get your own body going and get it done now. Byron Pulsifer, That Is Not My Job
    Life
  7. I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one. Clarence Darrow
    Friend
  8. It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you. Dwight D. Eisenhower
    Teamwork
  9. Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. George Carlin
    Famous
  10. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen
    Taking Risks

    Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. Ray Kroc Pin it! Share on Facebook

  11. Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. Ray Kroc
    Luck
  12. Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. Elbert Hubbard
    Success
  13. Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. Bill Gates
    Funny Quotes about Life
  14. Delegate your work. Stop spending dollar time on penny jobs. Mary Kay Ash
    Time
  15. An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. Leo Durocher
    Mistake
  16. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben
    Wealth
  17. I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in ego. Ellen DeGeneres
    Vision
  18. Ideas are like slippery fish. They seem to have a peculiar knack of getting away from us. Because of this, the creative person always has a pad and a pencil handy. Earl Nightingale
    Ideas
  19. My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work. Author Unknown
    Random
  20. If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock. Claude McDonald
    Success

    The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen. Sarah Brown Pin it! Share on Facebook

  21. The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen. Sarah Brown
    Words of Encouragement
  22. As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement. Tom Goins
    Wise
  23. I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. Jerome K. Jerome
    Monday Motivation
  24. You don't get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour. Jim Rohn
    Inspirational Quotes
  25. Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done. Sam Ewing
    Motivational
  26. The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Oscar Wilde
    Appreciation
  27. You can't have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic. Zig Ziglar
    Dream
  28. It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by then I was too famous. Robert Benchley
    Famous
  29. The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school. Milton Berle
    Funny Graduation Quotes
  30. I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. Bill Gates
    Determination

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